at the risk of alienating myself from all you sweet-smelling, well-manicured ladies out there, it's time for some real talk. i think having someone else paint my nails is a waste of money. if i can't do my hair in less than 10 minutes, i probably won't be doing anything to it at all. backpacking was great because no one made me shower. sometimes i wear mascara and cover-up for the bags under my eyes, but i never replaced my eyeliner that fell under my car seat.
are you grossed out by now? or are you like, "yes! me too! and i can't believe society makes me shave!" (to which i'd reply, sit down, you hippie. i like a smooth calf as much as the next girl.) either way, in case you're still reading, here's my beauty routine:
are you grossed out by now? or are you like, "yes! me too! and i can't believe society makes me shave!" (to which i'd reply, sit down, you hippie. i like a smooth calf as much as the next girl.) either way, in case you're still reading, here's my beauty routine:


